Wolves Predicted to Acquire Former Wolves Player

Minnesota Timberwolves Reportedly Considering Sensational Karl-Anthony Towns Reunion

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – In a move that has left NBA analysts speechless and Timberwolves fans both bewildered and nostalgic, sources close to the organization report that Minnesota is actively pursuing a reunion with Karl-Anthony Towns.

Yes, that Karl-Anthony Towns. The one they just traded away.

The Timberwolves’ Brilliant Plan

After finally breaking through as a legitimate Western Conference contender without Towns clogging up the floor, team executives have reportedly had an epiphany: "What if we just... brought him back?"

“We always loved Karl,” said one anonymous front-office source while sipping a Caribou Coffee and looking at an old Towns highlight reel through misty eyes. “And sure, trading him finally unlocked our defensive potential, but we just really miss his postgame Twitch streams.”

According to insiders, the move is being fueled by a deep yearning for chaos, a nostalgic attachment to underachievement, and the team’s growing discomfort with being too good at basketball.

The Fit: Why Ruin Something That’s Working?

The Wolves’ current success has been largely attributed to their elite defense, unselfish offense, and Anthony Edwards becoming the face of the franchise. Naturally, reintroducing Towns—who famously feuded with Rudy Gobert’s spatial awareness and sometimes forgot how tall he was—should shake things up in all the worst ways.

“We just feel like we don’t get enough confused post-up attempts or 30-foot heat checks in crunch time anymore,” one team executive admitted. “And let’s be honest, we all miss the phrase ‘historic big man shooter’ meaning absolutely nothing in late-game situations.”

The Karl-Anthony Towns Perspective

Towns himself is reportedly “ecstatic” about a possible return, claiming he has unfinished business in Minnesota. That business? Finding new and exciting ways to frustrate Anthony Edwards.

“I've always seen myself as the greatest big man shooter of all time,” Towns stated in an impromptu Instagram Live from a Cheesecake Factory parking lot. “But also, I think I could be the greatest Timberwolf twice.”

Insiders say KAT would relish the opportunity to reunite with the city that adored him, even if it means bringing back the existential crisis that was "Can KAT and Rudy actually play together?"

What’s Next?

The trade negotiations are still in the early stages, but sources suggest the deal would likely involve the Timberwolves giving up every draft pick in their possession while also taking back the exact same bad contracts they finally got rid of.

"At the end of the day, we just feel like we need more versatility," the front office source concluded. "By versatility, I mean the ability to either be the No. 1 seed or a play-in team at any given moment, depending on Karl’s mood.”

Stay tuned for further developments. Or don’t. It’s the Timberwolves, so you already know something weird is going to happen.